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art blog is @octodraws

my personal tags are squid speaks, squid face, & squid art

memorycycle:

some beetles cant fly but they dont mind. they are more armored than agile and in certain situations this is desirable

wyrmweed:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

transcription by @jub3r7

“This is getting ridiculous now. Where did you find this contraption? How did you build it? You’re not really rolling them straight :/ I’m not sure I like this at all, I don’t like the noise. See what’s the point! That didn’t break with the contraption, so it doesn’t coun- I liked that one. That one was neat and clean. It was a clean break. Don’t like the noise - she was with chil- you’re BEATING the child! It’s just sick. It’s twisted - HE was with child. Okay. Something about this is… where are these children coming from? Seems unnecessary that they’re all pregnant. Just straight beating that Pepsi and their plastic. I don’t like this - it’s SADISTIC. This is sadistic. I don’t - they’re SPRITZING me!” *from other video, a man’s voice, vaguely sounding like a moan: oooooooooh. oohhhh* lady: “I’m sorry. What was that?” *last bottle falls* (with disappointment) “No.”

dreg-heap:

Hey I saw you from across the bar but my girlfriend didn’t. Are you some manner of spirit

haibane:

so this fuckin samurai cut me in half a while ago but its like a really long delay so im still just going around doin my thing knowing that i might explode in a shower of blood at any moment

whyamionlyabletouse32characters:

whyamionlyabletouse32characters:

love is a drug and babygirl, im a faggot

addict. what the fuck

feline17ff:

suns-up-bunshine:

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

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jihaad:

jihaad:

completely enamoured with this thread

Screenshot from the r/fragrance subreddit.   Post title: "I want to smell inhuman."   Post body: "This is probably a very weird request, but I've become fascinated by the idea of a fragrance with no humanity or warmth at all- cold, remote, imposing, untouchable. Not repulsive, but beautiful in a, well, inhuman way,..."ALT

yeah im sold

Comment by Fair_Falcon_6083.   Text: "The answer is Ganymede!! It's inhuman and also has the most bizarre Fragnatica reviews. Here are a few:   "Smells like a Robot's breath."   "Like a serial killer stopping in to get late-night indian food in a shady part of the city. deeply un-scrubbable perverted metallic leather."   "Would render the Voight-Kampff test for Replicants unnecessary. Just take a surreptitious sniff at a suspect and inform the authorities."   "Imagine whole wheat seltzer..."   "If you bought your spaceship used, you spray this inside to make it smell new again. Smells like air ducts, electrical panels, and synthetic rubber seats.""ALT

grox:

Death is not the end! You may go on to become the skeleton who fucks a hot chick painted onto some dudes harley